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Antiguo 07-03-04, 05:15
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vi esto de Mj en una web...traduccion?

Alguien puede traducir esto? Lo encontré en www.rotten.com

Michael Jackson is obviously, irrefutably, incontrovertibly insane. Several cages short of a puppy farm. Flying blind and solo into the Jungle of Bonkers. He is totally nuts, and we can prove it. The evidence is undeniable.

Now, before you reach for that "Back" button, let's make ourselves clear:


It has nothing to do with the skin lightening or the endless plastic surgeries. That's definitely vain, and probably unhealthy, but not strictly psychotic. In case after case, Jackson has denied undergoing surgery, but that's his prerogative as well, although any half-awake moron can look at his various photographs side by side and see naturally-impossible changes in his visage and physique. Jackson appears to have decided years ago that he wanted to resemble the sarcophagus mask of Tutankhamen. That's fine by us. Let the man chip away at his facial bones. After all, they belong to him.

Nor is there anything necessarily wrong with enjoying the company of young boys in one's bed, even if you're living under persistent accusations of being a pedophile. It's always hard for the man in the street to understand Michael Jackson's childhood and man-child demeanor he's always shown; maybe there's some rational explanation for all the stories and lawsuits. At the very least, a number of folks have gotten very personally rich by telling tales out of school (so to speak). Innocent until proven guilty, that's what we always say.

And hey, you can't blame a guy for marrying a Scientologist. Lisa Marie Presley was cute. Well, kinda. And besides, she was Elvis' daughter. Famous people are always attracted to other famous people. Nobody knows why. Granted that absolutely disturbing kiss he laid on her in public (on national television, for goodness sakes) was probably a little over the top, but who can resist the power of love? Besides, the Presley-Jackson matchup blew the world away and showed that yes, all those horrible bizzare rumors and stories you read in rags like the Enquirer and Weekly World News? Some of them might be true. That's pretty priceless.

And lots of people do dangerous things to their infant children. Although whereas most parental fuckups are on the order of feeding honey to their baby, Jackson's was dangling his kid over a fifth-floor balcony. Of course, he had a blanket over the baby's head to protect its identity, you know, to keep it safe. Oh well. What do you want? People make mistakes.
No, all that aside, we can confidently declare Michael Jackson nuts because of his guest appearance in episode 7F24 of The Simpsons. He voiced the character of an obese, caucasian mental patient claiming to be Michael Jackson. He answered to Jackson's name. He spoke, danced, sang, played music, and composed songs just like Jackson. And he was intimately familiar with the minutiae of Jackson's life. Not only is Michael Jackson in the episode, but the story is explicitly about him. The name "Michael Jackson" is spoken eight times during the course of the show.

Despite those facts, Jackson used a pseudonym, and a pathetic one at that. He was listed in the credits as "John Jay Smith." If Jackson entertained the notion for even a split second that anyone wouldn't recognize his voice, then he is clinically delusional and should be restrained. To the asylum with you, Jacko!

Also bear in mind Jackson's 3-D film for Disneyland, called Captain EO. What a piece of crap.


timeline
29 Aug 1958 Born Michael Joseph Jackson, Gary IN.
1978 Plays the Scarecrow in The Wiz.
1983 The Moonwalk first performed.
1985 Michael Jackson buys the publishing rights of over 100 Beatle songs to the tune of $47.5 million, outbidding the combined efforts of Paul McCartney and Yoko Ono. McCartney had recommeded to Jackson buying publishing rights as a wise business investment. McCartney has cursed Jackson (and probably himself) ever since.
12 Sep 1986 The film Captain EO, at a cost of $17M (one million dollars per minute), opens at Walt Disney World's EPCOT Center. Executive producer George Lucas, directed by Francis Ford Coppola.
Jan 1988 Autobiography, titled Moonwalk, released.
Feb 1990 Wins a Grammy award for Leave Me Alone, best video, short form.
Nov 1991 Video for Black or White released, wherein the King of Pop grabs his crotch, and smashes car windows. By this point in time the irony of the songtitle escapes no one; Jackson's skin is ghastly pallid, from skin lightening treatments.
Mar 1993 Boy Jordie Chandler "sleeping over" at Neverland on a frequent basis. Explains Jackson's former attorney, Bert Fields: "He never had a childhood. He is having one now. His buddies are 12-year-old kids. They have pillow fights and food fights."
1994 Civil case settled when boy Jordie Chandler is paid $20M.
26 May 1994 Married Elvis Presley's daughter, Lisa Marie Presley.
1996 Estimated income: $55M. Forbes
1996 "It's not just boys, and I've never invited just boys to come in my room. C'mon, that's just ridiculous... I have never invited anyone into my bed, ever. Children love me. I love them. They follow me. They want to be with me. But anybody can come in my bed. A child can come in my bed if they want." Prime Time Live.
1996 Father of boy Jordie Chandler files a civil suit for $60M claiming breach of contract, that Jackson discussed their case in public. The lawsuit is tossed in 1999.
14 Nov 1996 Married Debbie Rowe.
13 Feb 1997 Michael and Debbie's child, "Prince" Michael Joseph Jackson Jr., born.
3 Apr 1998 Paris Michael Katherine Jackson born, Spaulding Pain Medical Clinic, Beverly Hills.
1998 Steven Hoefflin performs nasal surgery on Michael Jackson. He now advises Jackson "against any further surgery."
Sep 2001 In a bizarre performance, Marlon Brando appears in sunglasses in a leather recliner onstage at Michael Jackson's 30th Anniversary Celebration in Madison Square Garden: "In any event while you're... wondering who that old fat fart is sitting there... I wanted you to realize that in that minute there were hundreds if not thousands of children hacked to death with a machete, beaten to death by their parents, got typhus and died of a disease." Brando examines his watch for a bit. "Hundreds of children have been hacked to death in the minute I've looked at my watch. Hundreds more were beaten. Don't chat! Think about what I'm saying. It could be you." Then the booing commences with great fervor.
6 Jul 2002 Accusing the music industry of cheating artists (a charge that is quite true), Jackson says of Tommy Mottola, head of Sony Music: "He's mean. He's a racist, and he's very, very, very devilish." On the same day, Jackson attended an anti-Sony rally in Manhattan. There, the crowd chanted "Down with Tommy Mottola".
10 Jul 2002 "Once I started breaking sales records -- I broke Elvis Presley's record, I broke The Beatles' record -- once I started doing that, overnight, they called me a freak, a homosexual, a child molester. They said I bleached my skin. They did everything they could to turn the public against me. It's a conspiracy." (AOL)
29 Aug 2002 Michael Jackson wins MTV's Artist of the Millennium award at the 2002 Video Music Awards. The only problem being, the award does not actually exist. His acceptance speech: "When I was a little boy in Indiana, if someone had told me that one day I'd be getting the Artist of the Millennium Award, I wouldn't have believed it." In reality, Britney Spears called Michael the "artist of the millennium" and handed the artist some kind of award-looking plaque thing. The confused Jackson put two and two together.
19 Nov 2002 Michael Jackson precariously dangles his child, Prince Michael Jackson II, outside a fourth-floor Adlon Hotel balcony window in Berlin. Video of this incident is seen everywhere, and nearly everyone found Jackson's behavior horrifying. The child has unknown parentage and an unknown birthdate, but is estimated to be six months old.
4 Dec 2002 Attempting to explain his lousy business acumen, Michael Jackson testifies in open court that "God blessed me with certain talents. I hate to use an analogy, but Walt Disney was creative but not good with business. His brother Roy handled the books."
Jan 2003 Sotheby's sues Michael Jackson after he renegs on a $1.3M bid on two paintings.
6 Oct 2003 Nobel authorities reveal the Michael Jackson has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
16 Nov 2003 In an interview with Louis Theroux, Michael Jackson's father Joe admits whipping the young Michael as a boy, making fine distinctions: "I whipped him with a switch and belt. I never beat him. You beat someone with a stick." Joe also asked that people stop referring to his son as Wacko. A magician, Majestik Magnificent, controls the interview with Joe and terminates it entirely, after Joe is asked whether Michael has a "boyfriend or girlfriend."
18 Nov 2003 Federal authorities raid Neverland over allegations made by a 12 year old boy (according to CourtTV reports.) Authorities issue arrest warrant for Jackson on multiple charges of child molestation.
19 Nov 2003 A press conference by the Santa Barbara Sheriff's Department gives new details: $3M bail; Jackson asked to surrender passport; three search warrants were served in Socal; negotiations ongoing with regards to Jackson's surrender; warrants allege "criminal misconduct on the part of Michael Jackson", namely, sexual contact with a boy under the age of 14. At the end of the conference, the DA recommends parents not allow their children to stay overnight at Neverland.
20 Nov 2003 Michael Jackson surrenders to authorities in Santa Barbara and does the perp walk. Mugshot taken, released on $3M bond. Michael returns to Las Vegas but has trouble because too many people are following him. Brother Jermaine calls episode a "modern day lynching."
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Antiguo 07-03-04, 06:53
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es una especie de biografia, nose datos y ams datos
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Antiguo 07-03-04, 09:23
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No vale la pena....lo haria lovermichael pero he leido lo primero y....
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Antiguo 08-03-04, 01:38
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Pero si por favor,ve de donde viene ese "Articulo"....de una pagina de lo peor y hecha por personas enfermas....
Y luego llegan y afirman que Michael esta loco cuando ellos se dedican a poner fotos de gente muerta y "articulos" (repito) sobre pornografia y demas....
Los enfermos y locos son ellos..
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Antiguo 08-03-04, 03:27
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Lei la primera frase y pase de leer mas.
No hay que echarle cuenta si quiera Y menos viniendo de una pagina donde el morbo es lo principal
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Antiguo 08-03-04, 09:57
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Estáis dejando a la chica con más curiosidad –si cabe- de la que tiene. Bueno, yo te pongo un par de frases para que veas de qué va; se meten con él por lo de la cirugía, por dormir con niños a pesar de las acusaciones que recaen sobre él, por su forma de actuar, pero sobretodo se centran en descalificar su físico y en usar la palabra chiflado.

“Él (MJ) está totalmente chiflado, y podemos demostrarlo. La evidencia es innegable.”

“Jackson ha negado haberse hecho la cirugía, aunque cualquier retrasado mental “medio despierto” puede mirar algunas de sus fotografías y ver que los cambios producidos son naturalmente imposibles tanto en su rostro como en su físico.”

“Jackson parece haber decidido hace años querer parecerse la máscara del sarcófago de Tutankhamen.”

Se que no es mucho, pero al menos sabrás de qué va, es muy largo y nada interesante el traducirlo. Lo descalifican constantemente.

Saludos.

PD: Vaya ya soy Hideouter Senior, qué ilusión.
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el tipo ke escribio eso le sobraban 2 cosas 1 tiempo libre y dos mierda en ves de cerebro
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