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What if: Pop Stars and Clones
Sunday, May 26, 2002 - 11:32 AM EDT by JarJar
With Attack of the Clones already released in over half of the countries it's scheduled to hit, the San Francisco Chronicle must have been a bit short of content to provide on the film. So what did they do? Write a story on an alternate Clones in which pop stars replace the actors who starred in the film.
Here's a brief rundown of who gets what:
* Britney Spears as Padme Amidala
* Iggy Pop as Obi-Wan Kenobi
* Justin Timberlake as Anakin Skywalker
* DMX as Mace Windu
* Pink as Jango Fett
* Michael Jackson as Count Dooku
* Prince (or whatever symbol he might be this week) is Yoda
* 98 Degrees, O-Town and Boyzone; Jessica Simpson and Mandy Moore as Clones
Had enough yet? Check out the following quote:
The climactic ensemble number arrives during the film's arena battle, when the chained Amidala's spandex top is implausibly torn from bust to hipbone to reveal her charming navel and impeccably aerobicized abdomen. Launching into the first verse of "Oops! I Did It Again," Britney/
Amidala snaps her chains with a single torso twist. The equally buff Iggy and Timberlake follow suit.
It's show time. From his arena box seat, Michael Jackson, portraying an androgynously evil Count Dooku, eyes Timberlake with moist longing as a clone army drops like confetti from a neon blimp: members of 98 Degrees, O-Town and Boyzone; Jessica Simpson and Mandy Moore; and a cast of thousands wearing pink lipstick and thongs, dancing in formation to "(Hit Me) Baby One More Time."
Choreographed carnage ensues. DMX and Pink dance to the death. Jackson decks the aged Iggy and defaces Timberlake; Prince high-kicks Jackson to a pulp. Losing more clothes by the minute, Britney blasts fleeing fans with a laser gun as she leads her clones in an elaborate fight sequence. "Overprotected" booms from the THX sound system. The masses scream for blood and sing along.
What if: Pop Stars and Clones
Sunday, May 26, 2002 - 11:32 AM EDT by JarJar
With Attack of the Clones already released in over half of the countries it's scheduled to hit, the San Francisco Chronicle must have been a bit short of content to provide on the film. So what did they do? Write a story on an alternate Clones in which pop stars replace the actors who starred in the film.
Here's a brief rundown of who gets what:
* Britney Spears as Padme Amidala
* Iggy Pop as Obi-Wan Kenobi
* Justin Timberlake as Anakin Skywalker
* DMX as Mace Windu
* Pink as Jango Fett
* Michael Jackson as Count Dooku
* Prince (or whatever symbol he might be this week) is Yoda
* 98 Degrees, O-Town and Boyzone; Jessica Simpson and Mandy Moore as Clones
Had enough yet? Check out the following quote:
The climactic ensemble number arrives during the film's arena battle, when the chained Amidala's spandex top is implausibly torn from bust to hipbone to reveal her charming navel and impeccably aerobicized abdomen. Launching into the first verse of "Oops! I Did It Again," Britney/
Amidala snaps her chains with a single torso twist. The equally buff Iggy and Timberlake follow suit.
It's show time. From his arena box seat, Michael Jackson, portraying an androgynously evil Count Dooku, eyes Timberlake with moist longing as a clone army drops like confetti from a neon blimp: members of 98 Degrees, O-Town and Boyzone; Jessica Simpson and Mandy Moore; and a cast of thousands wearing pink lipstick and thongs, dancing in formation to "(Hit Me) Baby One More Time."
Choreographed carnage ensues. DMX and Pink dance to the death. Jackson decks the aged Iggy and defaces Timberlake; Prince high-kicks Jackson to a pulp. Losing more clothes by the minute, Britney blasts fleeing fans with a laser gun as she leads her clones in an elaborate fight sequence. "Overprotected" booms from the THX sound system. The masses scream for blood and sing along.
