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Hi everybody... Im from Mexico end someone send me this and I though that could be funny, and you counld give em some comments, LOL
and for those how dont know... gringo means a person who original language is english
Spanish for Gringos
Web us come ham on - ham & eggs
Web us come toss see no - ham & bacon
Web us tea be us - soft boiled egg
Web us come shore is so - eggs with spicy pork sausage
Web be toes come free hall lit toes - beans & eggs
Two or three yes - tortillas
Does stack kit toes door add it toes the Paul Joe - two fried chiken tacos
Does stack kit toes the car neat as - two tacos of beef
Come chill leap toes hall up pen Joe´s - eat jalapeño´s pepper
Come chill lack kill less - eat chilaquiles
E free hall lit toes - and beans
Train us on six the shell as - bring us a six pack of beer
Kiss sea ram most does tea kill as - we'll want two tequilas
See Gary toe? - do you want a cigarr?
Much as grass see as - Thank you a lot
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Hello to all of you gringos! This is the second class of easy Spanish for Smart Gringos.
1.- Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner.
2.- N L C John = en el sillón = on the armchair.
3.- Be a hope and son = viejo panzón = fat old man.
4.- This s poor as stunt air e us = Dices puras tonterías = you're saying dumb things.
5.- S toy tree stone = estoy tristón = I'm kinda sad.
6.- Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags.
7.- A key eye poor agree jug = aquí hay pura grilla = there's only politics arround here.
8.- Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
9.- As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
10.- Cell eye jug, one a what toe = Celaya Guanajuato = Celaya Guanajuato (City in central Mexico)
11.- Be a has r when there us = viejas arguenderas = arguing bitches.
12.- Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = comete los aguacates = eat the avocados.
13.- The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
14.- Kit at tell loss war at chess = quitate los guaraches = take off your sandals.
15.- Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = Silly stuff.
16.- See eye = si hay = yes we have.
17.- T n s free o = tienes frio = are you cold?
18.- S taz pen the ho = estas pendejo = you are an asshole.
19.- Pooh row ped o = puro pedo = its all bull shit.
20.- Mass car eat a saw grad ah = mascarita sagrada = name for famous wrestler in Mexico
21.- S toy as tall a mad re = Estoy hasta la madre = I'm fed up
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Just for Experts.
1. Who go the duress no = Jugo de durazno = Peach juice
2. Bean us T Ann O car ants ah = Venustiano Carranza = Mexican military man
3. T party L O Sico = Te partí el hocico = I broke your mouth
4. Who egg ass the la Sheen God ah = Juegas de la chingada = You don’t play well
5. Bees coach eat O! = ¡Bizcochito! = Good looking babe
6. E ho the La Sheen God ah = Hijo de la chingada = Mother fucker
7. E ho the too put ah mad re = Hijo de tu puta madre = Son of a whore
8. Ass cap oats all Co. = Azcapotzalco = Mexico City district
9. Elk Ed were me Connie gnus, ah man S M O had O = El que duerme con niños amanece mojado = Mexican proverb
10. Pin she Green go S tupid O = Gringo común y corriente = American citizen
11. Ann hell the La inn the pen den C ah = Ángel de la Independencia = Mexican reference for tourists
12. Key N Sheen God us who eh? = ¿Quién chingados jué? (como monterrelleno) = Who the hell did it? (northern accent)
13. Too R man ah star eh boo N ah = Tu hermana está re-buena = Your sister is hot
14. Pooh toe elk L low Leia = Puto el que lo lea = You shouldn’t have read this
15. Mess toy me and O = Me estoy meando = I’m urinating myself!
16. Deck L add O mass Cal ah E one ah = De qué lado masca la iguana = This is how it must be done
17. Check all lack ally dad the lam elk ouch ah = Checa la calidad de la melcocha = I did a great job, just check it.
18. Earn S toss Ed E Joe S Pooh toe = Ernesto Zedillo es puto = Ernesto Zrdilla is gay
19. Make E R O goo ah car E R = Me quiero guacarear = I want to blow in chunks
20. S ah bee egg ah me robe O L core ass son = Esa vieja me robó el corazón = That girl stole my heart
21. Toad O’s S tan bee N pen the he toss = Todos están bien pendejitos = Everyone of you are mistaken
22. Banana dark on rope ah? = ¿Van a nadar con ropa? = Are you gonna swim with your clothes on?
23. Mess toy moor E N doe the free hall = Me estoy muriendo de frijol = My ass is freezing to death!
24. S toss pole easy ass pen the hose Pooh Ed N bag R pore loss chess ‘cause = Estos policías pendejos pueden bajar por los chescos = These policemen assholes can make me a blow job
25. S ass bee egg ass coach inn ass me than ass Co. = Esas viejas cochinas me dan asco = That filthy girls make me puke
26. No your S mass, ah too E ho sell O come E O L T boor on, NIP Ed O = No llores más, a tu hijo se lo comió el tiburón, ni pedo = Don’t cry any longer, your son was eaten by a shark, life must go on
34. L pin she cam E on ho did O are O Joe me cone egg O = El pinche camión jodido arrolló mi conejo = The fucking bus ran over my rabbit
35. Make R go La Sheen God ah = Me cargó la chingada = I’m fucked
36. Ass E pear D O L D ah blow = Así perdió el diablo = Mexican proverb
37. Pear O gun O mush O’s ah me go’s E thin R O = Pero ganó muchos amigos y dinero = Answering to last mexican proverb
peace
and for those how dont know... gringo means a person who original language is english
Spanish for Gringos
Web us come ham on - ham & eggs
Web us come toss see no - ham & bacon
Web us tea be us - soft boiled egg
Web us come shore is so - eggs with spicy pork sausage
Web be toes come free hall lit toes - beans & eggs
Two or three yes - tortillas
Does stack kit toes door add it toes the Paul Joe - two fried chiken tacos
Does stack kit toes the car neat as - two tacos of beef
Come chill leap toes hall up pen Joe´s - eat jalapeño´s pepper
Come chill lack kill less - eat chilaquiles
E free hall lit toes - and beans
Train us on six the shell as - bring us a six pack of beer
Kiss sea ram most does tea kill as - we'll want two tequilas
See Gary toe? - do you want a cigarr?
Much as grass see as - Thank you a lot
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Hello to all of you gringos! This is the second class of easy Spanish for Smart Gringos.
1.- Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner.
2.- N L C John = en el sillón = on the armchair.
3.- Be a hope and son = viejo panzón = fat old man.
4.- This s poor as stunt air e us = Dices puras tonterías = you're saying dumb things.
5.- S toy tree stone = estoy tristón = I'm kinda sad.
6.- Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags.
7.- A key eye poor agree jug = aquí hay pura grilla = there's only politics arround here.
8.- Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
9.- As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
10.- Cell eye jug, one a what toe = Celaya Guanajuato = Celaya Guanajuato (City in central Mexico)
11.- Be a has r when there us = viejas arguenderas = arguing bitches.
12.- Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = comete los aguacates = eat the avocados.
13.- The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
14.- Kit at tell loss war at chess = quitate los guaraches = take off your sandals.
15.- Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = Silly stuff.
16.- See eye = si hay = yes we have.
17.- T n s free o = tienes frio = are you cold?
18.- S taz pen the ho = estas pendejo = you are an asshole.
19.- Pooh row ped o = puro pedo = its all bull shit.
20.- Mass car eat a saw grad ah = mascarita sagrada = name for famous wrestler in Mexico
21.- S toy as tall a mad re = Estoy hasta la madre = I'm fed up
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Just for Experts.
1. Who go the duress no = Jugo de durazno = Peach juice
2. Bean us T Ann O car ants ah = Venustiano Carranza = Mexican military man
3. T party L O Sico = Te partí el hocico = I broke your mouth
4. Who egg ass the la Sheen God ah = Juegas de la chingada = You don’t play well
5. Bees coach eat O! = ¡Bizcochito! = Good looking babe
6. E ho the La Sheen God ah = Hijo de la chingada = Mother fucker
7. E ho the too put ah mad re = Hijo de tu puta madre = Son of a whore
8. Ass cap oats all Co. = Azcapotzalco = Mexico City district
9. Elk Ed were me Connie gnus, ah man S M O had O = El que duerme con niños amanece mojado = Mexican proverb
10. Pin she Green go S tupid O = Gringo común y corriente = American citizen
11. Ann hell the La inn the pen den C ah = Ángel de la Independencia = Mexican reference for tourists
12. Key N Sheen God us who eh? = ¿Quién chingados jué? (como monterrelleno) = Who the hell did it? (northern accent)
13. Too R man ah star eh boo N ah = Tu hermana está re-buena = Your sister is hot
14. Pooh toe elk L low Leia = Puto el que lo lea = You shouldn’t have read this
15. Mess toy me and O = Me estoy meando = I’m urinating myself!
16. Deck L add O mass Cal ah E one ah = De qué lado masca la iguana = This is how it must be done
17. Check all lack ally dad the lam elk ouch ah = Checa la calidad de la melcocha = I did a great job, just check it.
18. Earn S toss Ed E Joe S Pooh toe = Ernesto Zedillo es puto = Ernesto Zrdilla is gay
19. Make E R O goo ah car E R = Me quiero guacarear = I want to blow in chunks
20. S ah bee egg ah me robe O L core ass son = Esa vieja me robó el corazón = That girl stole my heart
21. Toad O’s S tan bee N pen the he toss = Todos están bien pendejitos = Everyone of you are mistaken
22. Banana dark on rope ah? = ¿Van a nadar con ropa? = Are you gonna swim with your clothes on?
23. Mess toy moor E N doe the free hall = Me estoy muriendo de frijol = My ass is freezing to death!
24. S toss pole easy ass pen the hose Pooh Ed N bag R pore loss chess ‘cause = Estos policías pendejos pueden bajar por los chescos = These policemen assholes can make me a blow job
25. S ass bee egg ass coach inn ass me than ass Co. = Esas viejas cochinas me dan asco = That filthy girls make me puke
26. No your S mass, ah too E ho sell O come E O L T boor on, NIP Ed O = No llores más, a tu hijo se lo comió el tiburón, ni pedo = Don’t cry any longer, your son was eaten by a shark, life must go on
34. L pin she cam E on ho did O are O Joe me cone egg O = El pinche camión jodido arrolló mi conejo = The fucking bus ran over my rabbit
35. Make R go La Sheen God ah = Me cargó la chingada = I’m fucked
36. Ass E pear D O L D ah blow = Así perdió el diablo = Mexican proverb
37. Pear O gun O mush O’s ah me go’s E thin R O = Pero ganó muchos amigos y dinero = Answering to last mexican proverb
peace
