Spanish for Gringos
There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrases in spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if you are a gringo and you don't know to speak spanish, the new "Diccionario para el gringo guey" (Smart Gringo Dictionary) will be helpful in your learning. For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak spanish.
Please read the following sentences loudly in order to practice your new Spanish sentences. Today's theme is denominated "Are you Hungry?, try the Mexican food".
Following to each sentence you'll find the proper translation.
Web us come ham on - ham & eggs
Web us come toss see no - ham & bacon
Web us tea be us - soft boiled egg
Web us come shore is so - eggs with spicy pork sausage
Web be toes come free hall lit toes - beans & eggs
Two or three yes - tortillas
Does stack kit toes door add it toes the Paul Joe - two fried chiken tacos
Does stack kit toes the car neat as - two tacos of beef
Come chill leap toes hall up pen Joe´s - eat jalapeño´s pepper
Come chill lack kill less - eat chilaquiles
E free hall lit toes - and beans
Train us on six the shell as - bring us a six pack of beer
Kiss sea ram most does tea kill as - we'll want two tequilas
See Gary toe? - do you want a cigarr?
Much as grass see as - Thank you a lot
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Hello to all of you gringos! This is the second class of easy Spanish for Smart Gringos.
1.- Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner.
2.- N L C John = en el sillón = on the armchair.
3.- Be a hope and son = viejo panzón = fat old man.
4.- This s poor as stunt air e us = Dices puras tonterías = you're saying dumb things.
5.- S toy tree stone = estoy tristón = I'm kinda sad.
6.- Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags.
7.- A key eye poor agree jug = aquí hay pura grilla = there's only politics arround here.
8.- Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
9.- As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
10.- Cell eye jug, one a what toe = Celaya Guanajuato = Celaya Guanajuato (City in central Mexico)
11.- Be a has r when there us = viejas arguenderas = arguing bitches.
12.- Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = comete los aguacates = eat the avocados.
13.- The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
14.- Kit at tell loss war at chess = quitate los guaraches = take off your sandals.
15.- Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = Silly stuff.
16.- See eye = si hay = yes we have.
17.- T n s free o = tienes frio = are you cold?
18.- S taz pen the ho = estas pendejo = you are an asshole.
19.- Pooh row ped o = puro pedo = its all bull shit.
20.- Mass car eat a saw grad ah = mascarita sagrada = name for famous wrestler in Mexico
21.- S toy as tall a mad re = Estoy hasta la madre = I'm fed up
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Just for Experts.
1. Who go the duress no = Jugo de durazno = Peach juice
2. Bean us T Ann O car ants ah = Venustiano Carranza = Mexican military man
3. T party L O Sico = Te partí el hocico = I broke your mouth
4. Who egg ass the la Sheen God ah = Juegas de la chingada = You don’t play well
5. Bees coach eat O! = ¡Bizcochito! = Good looking babe
6. E ho the La Sheen God ah = Hijo de la chingada = Mother fucker
7. E ho the too put ah mad re = Hijo de tu puta madre = Son of a whore
8. Ass cap oats all Co. = Azcapotzalco = Mexico City district
9. Elk Ed were me Connie gnus, ah man S M O had O = El que duerme con niños amanece mojado = Mexican proverb
10. Pin she Green go S tupid O = Gringo común y corriente = American citizen
11. Ann hell the La inn the pen den C ah = Ángel de la Independencia = Mexican reference for tourists
12. Key N Sheen God us who eh? = ¿Quién chingados jué? (como monterrelleno) = Who the hell did it? (northern accent)
13. Too R man ah star eh boo N ah = Tu hermana está re-buena = Your sister is hot
14. Pooh toe elk L low Leia = Puto el que lo lea = You shouldn’t have read this
15. Mess toy me and O = Me estoy meando = I’m urinating myself!
16. Deck L add O mass Cal ah E one ah = De qué lado masca la iguana = This is how it must be done
17. Check all lack ally dad the lam elk ouch ah = Checa la calidad de la melcocha = I did a great job, just check it.
18. Earn S toss Ed E Joe S Pooh toe = Ernesto Zedillo es puto = Ernesto Zrdilla is gay
19. Make E R O goo ah car E R = Me quiero guacarear = I want to blow in chunks
20. S ah bee egg ah me robe O L core ass son = Esa vieja me robó el corazón = That girl stole my heart
21. Toad O’s S tan bee N pen the he toss = Todos están bien pendejitos = Everyone of you are mistaken
22. Banana dark on rope ah? = ¿Van a nadar con ropa? = Are you gonna swim with your clothes on?
23. Mess toy moor E N doe the free hall = Me estoy muriendo de frijol = My ass is freezing to death!
24. S toss pole easy ass pen the hose Pooh Ed N bag R pore loss chess ‘cause = Estos policías pendejos pueden bajar por los chescos = These policemen assholes can make me a blow job
25. S ass bee egg ass coach inn ass me than ass Co. = Esas viejas cochinas me dan asco = That filthy girls make me puke
26. No your S mass, ah too E ho sell O come E O L T boor on, NIP Ed O = No llores más, a tu hijo se lo comió el tiburón, ni pedo = Don’t cry any longer, your son was eaten by a shark, life must go on
34. L pin she cam E on ho did O are O Joe me cone egg O = El pinche camión jodido arrolló mi conejo = The fucking bus ran over my rabbit
35. Make R go La Sheen God ah = Me cargó la chingada = I’m fucked
36. Ass E pear D O L D ah blow = Así perdió el diablo = Mexican proverb
37. Pear O gun O mush O’s ah me go’s E thin R O = Pero ganó muchos amigos y dinero = Answering to last mexican proverb
ESPERO QUE LOS GRINGOS APRENDAN ALGO DE ESPAÑOL
GRACIAS A YCK :muac: SALUDOS COMAYE
:meparto: :meparto:
There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrases in spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if you are a gringo and you don't know to speak spanish, the new "Diccionario para el gringo guey" (Smart Gringo Dictionary) will be helpful in your learning. For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak spanish.
Please read the following sentences loudly in order to practice your new Spanish sentences. Today's theme is denominated "Are you Hungry?, try the Mexican food".
Following to each sentence you'll find the proper translation.
Web us come ham on - ham & eggs
Web us come toss see no - ham & bacon
Web us tea be us - soft boiled egg
Web us come shore is so - eggs with spicy pork sausage
Web be toes come free hall lit toes - beans & eggs
Two or three yes - tortillas
Does stack kit toes door add it toes the Paul Joe - two fried chiken tacos
Does stack kit toes the car neat as - two tacos of beef
Come chill leap toes hall up pen Joe´s - eat jalapeño´s pepper
Come chill lack kill less - eat chilaquiles
E free hall lit toes - and beans
Train us on six the shell as - bring us a six pack of beer
Kiss sea ram most does tea kill as - we'll want two tequilas
See Gary toe? - do you want a cigarr?
Much as grass see as - Thank you a lot
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Hello to all of you gringos! This is the second class of easy Spanish for Smart Gringos.
1.- Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner.
2.- N L C John = en el sillón = on the armchair.
3.- Be a hope and son = viejo panzón = fat old man.
4.- This s poor as stunt air e us = Dices puras tonterías = you're saying dumb things.
5.- S toy tree stone = estoy tristón = I'm kinda sad.
6.- Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags.
7.- A key eye poor agree jug = aquí hay pura grilla = there's only politics arround here.
8.- Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
9.- As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
10.- Cell eye jug, one a what toe = Celaya Guanajuato = Celaya Guanajuato (City in central Mexico)
11.- Be a has r when there us = viejas arguenderas = arguing bitches.
12.- Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = comete los aguacates = eat the avocados.
13.- The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
14.- Kit at tell loss war at chess = quitate los guaraches = take off your sandals.
15.- Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = Silly stuff.
16.- See eye = si hay = yes we have.
17.- T n s free o = tienes frio = are you cold?
18.- S taz pen the ho = estas pendejo = you are an asshole.
19.- Pooh row ped o = puro pedo = its all bull shit.
20.- Mass car eat a saw grad ah = mascarita sagrada = name for famous wrestler in Mexico
21.- S toy as tall a mad re = Estoy hasta la madre = I'm fed up
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Just for Experts.
1. Who go the duress no = Jugo de durazno = Peach juice
2. Bean us T Ann O car ants ah = Venustiano Carranza = Mexican military man
3. T party L O Sico = Te partí el hocico = I broke your mouth
4. Who egg ass the la Sheen God ah = Juegas de la chingada = You don’t play well
5. Bees coach eat O! = ¡Bizcochito! = Good looking babe
6. E ho the La Sheen God ah = Hijo de la chingada = Mother fucker
7. E ho the too put ah mad re = Hijo de tu puta madre = Son of a whore
8. Ass cap oats all Co. = Azcapotzalco = Mexico City district
9. Elk Ed were me Connie gnus, ah man S M O had O = El que duerme con niños amanece mojado = Mexican proverb
10. Pin she Green go S tupid O = Gringo común y corriente = American citizen
11. Ann hell the La inn the pen den C ah = Ángel de la Independencia = Mexican reference for tourists
12. Key N Sheen God us who eh? = ¿Quién chingados jué? (como monterrelleno) = Who the hell did it? (northern accent)
13. Too R man ah star eh boo N ah = Tu hermana está re-buena = Your sister is hot
14. Pooh toe elk L low Leia = Puto el que lo lea = You shouldn’t have read this
15. Mess toy me and O = Me estoy meando = I’m urinating myself!
16. Deck L add O mass Cal ah E one ah = De qué lado masca la iguana = This is how it must be done
17. Check all lack ally dad the lam elk ouch ah = Checa la calidad de la melcocha = I did a great job, just check it.
18. Earn S toss Ed E Joe S Pooh toe = Ernesto Zedillo es puto = Ernesto Zrdilla is gay
19. Make E R O goo ah car E R = Me quiero guacarear = I want to blow in chunks
20. S ah bee egg ah me robe O L core ass son = Esa vieja me robó el corazón = That girl stole my heart
21. Toad O’s S tan bee N pen the he toss = Todos están bien pendejitos = Everyone of you are mistaken
22. Banana dark on rope ah? = ¿Van a nadar con ropa? = Are you gonna swim with your clothes on?
23. Mess toy moor E N doe the free hall = Me estoy muriendo de frijol = My ass is freezing to death!
24. S toss pole easy ass pen the hose Pooh Ed N bag R pore loss chess ‘cause = Estos policías pendejos pueden bajar por los chescos = These policemen assholes can make me a blow job
25. S ass bee egg ass coach inn ass me than ass Co. = Esas viejas cochinas me dan asco = That filthy girls make me puke
26. No your S mass, ah too E ho sell O come E O L T boor on, NIP Ed O = No llores más, a tu hijo se lo comió el tiburón, ni pedo = Don’t cry any longer, your son was eaten by a shark, life must go on
34. L pin she cam E on ho did O are O Joe me cone egg O = El pinche camión jodido arrolló mi conejo = The fucking bus ran over my rabbit
35. Make R go La Sheen God ah = Me cargó la chingada = I’m fucked
36. Ass E pear D O L D ah blow = Así perdió el diablo = Mexican proverb
37. Pear O gun O mush O’s ah me go’s E thin R O = Pero ganó muchos amigos y dinero = Answering to last mexican proverb
ESPERO QUE LOS GRINGOS APRENDAN ALGO DE ESPAÑOLGRACIAS A YCK :muac: SALUDOS COMAYE
:meparto: :meparto:
